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oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

jumpingjacktrash:

bloodstainbowbarnacle:

Your name is SPOOPY SKERRY and you FUCKING LOVE OCTOBER. 
Your hobbies include collecting SKELETON MEMORABILIA, reading SPOOKY STORIES, and snapping PHOTOGRAPHS of GLOOMY TROLL GRAVEYARDS and posting them on your TROLLMBLR. (The more FLOATING ORBS that show up in your pictures, the better.) You have a vast collection of HILARIOUSLY AWFUL HORROR MOVIES that you watch while cramming your face with TOOTH-ROTTING SWEETS.
Your favorite activity by far, however, is TRICK-OR-TREATING. With the aid of your loyal GHOSTMOM and your trusty CANDYGOURDKIND, you venture out into the sultry dawn to bestow TRICKS and TREATS on your unsuspecting neighbors.
There are some trolls who like to tease you for your blood color, but you simply tell them that through your creepy veins flows PURE PUMPKIN SPICE, which everyone knows is the noblest of flavors.
Your Trollian handle is creepyKooky and you tend toOoOo speEeEak in a voOoOoice that quAaAaAavers.

OH MY GOD THAT’S ADORABLE

jumpingjacktrash:

bloodstainbowbarnacle:

Your name is SPOOPY SKERRY and you FUCKING LOVE OCTOBER. 

Your hobbies include collecting SKELETON MEMORABILIA, reading SPOOKY STORIES, and snapping PHOTOGRAPHS of GLOOMY TROLL GRAVEYARDS and posting them on your TROLLMBLR. (The more FLOATING ORBS that show up in your pictures, the better.) You have a vast collection of HILARIOUSLY AWFUL HORROR MOVIES that you watch while cramming your face with TOOTH-ROTTING SWEETS.

Your favorite activity by far, however, is TRICK-OR-TREATING. With the aid of your loyal GHOSTMOM and your trusty CANDYGOURDKIND, you venture out into the sultry dawn to bestow TRICKS and TREATS on your unsuspecting neighbors.

There are some trolls who like to tease you for your blood color, but you simply tell them that through your creepy veins flows PURE PUMPKIN SPICE, which everyone knows is the noblest of flavors.

Your Trollian handle is creepyKooky and you tend toOoOo speEeEak in a voOoOoice that quAaAaAavers.

OH MY GOD THAT’S ADORABLE

pantslesswrock:

i was thinking about how sad it is that we haven’t had any new albums in well over a year and then i decided to make a photoset of these wonderful track covers mostly because i just wanted to see them all next to each other like this and i was too lazy to track down if someone had already done this

spoopdogg:

when your friend curses in front of your parents

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the-13th-black-cat:

meghanmagica:

littlefoxling:

countblue:

Snake ring

http://countblue1.blog59.fc2.com/blog-entry-75.html

DEAR FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS

I’VE NEVER NEEDED SOMETHING MORE IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

the-13th-black-cat

I NEED THEM
ALL OF THEM

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

Le Poisson

Le Poisson